Got Org Babel playing nice with TypeScript thanks to ob-typescript. It's a wild Saturday morning here.
That required a few more lines in my config, but not too many.
(use-package ob-typescript)
(use-package org
;; ...
:config
(org-babel-do-load-languages
'org-babel-load-languages
'((typescript . t))))
I also followed my own advice and added Tide for TypeScript support in Emacs. Just copied and pasted from all the links, so config's a bit of a mess.
Oh hey that's right I still need to take my ADHD meds. I'll go do that now.